Once was voted the worst place to live
And the other was voted the best
Someone has done quite well
To move from a council estate in East Hull
To a four bedroom detached on the downs
That has cost a few thousand pounds
What a difference these towns are
One is up north on the river humber
That never seems to wake up from its slumber
The other is down south near the river thames
A short train ride away
From the capital of the UK
It is not a fair comparison
As both places are very old
But one was a docking port
And the other famous for its salt
Epsom was always seen as quite posh
Had nice shops and restaurants with good nosh
Hull was a poor mans town
But it has certainly turned itself around
There is a lot to see and do there
Like the big aquarium on the river front
Or the princess quay shopping centre
You may be surprised find out
That Hull’s football team has a lot to shout about
Hull city is now in the premiership
And have been winning a lot this season
So now you don’t need a reason
To go up the M1 and take a trip
To the place where it is never dull
In Kingston Upon Hull
